It is much too beautiful of a day to concentrate on being witty and entertaining.  But here goes, and I hope you will find this just a little bit entertaining.  Go ahead and copy and paste this, and send it on around the world.  That is exactly what I did!

Three Things to Ponder:

1.  Cows

2. The Constitution

3.  The Ten Commandments

Cows

Does anyone else fins it amazing that our government can track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington?  And, they tracked her calves too, right to their stalls.  But this same government is unable to locate (insert the number of your choice here) million illegal aliens wandering around our country!  Maybe we should give them each a cow!

The Constitution

There is much conversation about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.  Why don’t we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of really smart guys.  It has worked for over 200 years, and we do not seem to be using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is that you cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,” and “Thou Shalt Not Lie,” in a building full of lawyers and politicians.  It creates a hostile work environment!